Tuesday, December 28, 2010

On Being Queer in Homestead

On Being Queer in Homestead


(Quoted from my desk dictionary) "queer – (adj.) – deviating from the
expected or normal; strange." THAT, according to a Certain Person (CP)
occupying a certain position of trust and responsibility for the County of
Marin, is what I am implied to be.

A while back, CP got wind of my penchant to complain about Measure "A"
2009, the Homestead Parcel Tax that automatically increases every year for
eternity, and telephoned me at home to explain that this curious and
unusual legal maneuver is not curious or unusual at all and has often been
used throughout California, and that in CP's circles it is regarded as a
wonderfully creative financing tool.

Even though the creative minds among my neighbors who conceived Measure
"A" 2009 Homestead are probably still brimming with admiration for their
handiwork, I still cannot bring myself to share in their mutual
satisfaction. But I am grateful for this opportunity to explain in public
why I feel that it is an unabashed triumph of Long Fingered Economics and
should never be spoken of approvingly in front of children.

Even if I were to shake my head and someone nearby would claim to hear
peculiar noises like pebbles rattling around in it, I would still be
irrevocably convinced that the spirit which so warms my creatively
inclined neighbors is the same spirit that sustains Certain Newcomers
(CNs) and their determination to have their way here, (so secure are they
that somewhere at Big Pink there will always be a CP to deal with people
like me.) And who should argue with them? After all, the entire Board of
Supervisors didn't blink an eyelash or miss a heartbeat when a delegation
(all three of them) speaking for the entire population of Homestead
testified at the public hearing in favor of Measure "A" 2009 Homestead,
the new parcel tax on Homesteaders which automatically increases every
year for eternity.

So, Old Ray became that queer duck who paraded himself around Homestead
Valley with a sandwich board protesting Measure A. Everybody laugh now,
on three: "Queer Duck! Queer Duck! Old Ray's a Queer Duck!"

Old Ray bore up under it all pretty well though, and now points in silence
to the aphorism at the bottom of his sign, "Tough Love."

Here and now, in this public place, I figuratively embrace them all, each
and every one of them who had a hand in bringing us Measure "A" 2009
Homestead, and whisper, "I love you," then turn away sadly, returning to
the discomfort of my abiding conviction that their beguiling arguments for
always more of a good thing is the recipe for the end of the world. We are
ALL joined today as being queer in Homestead: I as a queer duck; they as
Queer Ostriches with their heads in the sand. (Imagine if you can all
those wagging rumps.)

Stay tuned the next edition of Ray on the Beam, entitled, "Out of the
Closet."
Quack, quack.

next blog post

I'm working on a piece entitled, "On Being Queer in Homestead." Watch for
it!

Ray Cook

Monday, December 20, 2010

Hervig Learns to Write

"The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ, Moves on;"
Omar Khayyam
The Other day Mr. McCray give us some homework to do. He said we should
write a couple pages of a story so we can learn how to tell a story good
and turn it in by Friday. Today is Thursday and I still have not thought
up a story to tell and so now I am going to write about something that
happened last winter and just tell him it is a story. If that is cheating
I sure hope I don't get caught.


Why I Like Nazarenes
by Hervig Vanderstift


The Olafsen family is Nazarenes. They live next door. There is Mr. and
Mrs. Olafsen and they have three boys and one girl. The boys are Reuben
and Buddy and Dean. Dean is same age as me and we are good friends.
Reuben and Buddy are older. The girl is Birdie and she is the youngest.
They are all good Nazarenes and go to prayer meetings and don't even go to
the picture show in town, but one time I seen Mr. Olafsen sneak a chew of
tobacco over behind the barn. They call me Brother Hervig even though I
don't go to prayer meetings. Mrs. Olafsen churns her own butter. Reuben is
a good shot and traps muskrats. They have a new dog named Shep that almost
looks like a Collie only he is smaller and don't have any white on him
like a Collie is supposed to have.

It was snowing all night and today when they got up it was still snowing
and right after breakfast Dean and Reuben and Buddy and Birdie got all
excited because Mr. Olafsen said today is the day they get to try out the
new sled he made for them. Really and truly though, the boys helped him.
It is a homemade sled because Mr. Olafsen is a carpenter and can build
things and he made it out of some lumber he had left over from a house he
built last summer over on Three Hills Road, and it is bigger and stronger
and a lot heavier than a store bought sled.

So the boys helped Mr. Olafsen get the sled out from his workshop in the
cellar and helped him tie it on behind their old Chevrolet and Reuben and
Buddy and Dean piled right on but Mr. Olafsen said not to get so
rambunctious because the snow was already getting deep and he didn't want
to get stuck before they even got started. But once he got the old
Chevrolet out the driveway out there on the main road he stopped and Mrs.
Olafsen and Birdie and her little cousin, "Squirt," who had come up from
Frisco to stay with them for a while, got in and Mrs. Olafsen said to Shep
he should come in the car too, and he started to but then he seen that all
the boys was piling onto the sled and shoving one another off again so as
to get a better seat and laughing and getting back on again and so on. And
then he wants to play, too, so he jumps right plumb into the middle of
them and barks and barks and wiggles back and forth real hard so as they
can't hold him. Well, Mr. Olafsen was kind of excited about all this,
too, so he hollered back to the boys that here we go, and started off but
the old Chevrolet just sat there spinning its wheels for a couple seconds
or so before it gets a little traction and starts off. But slow, because
Mr. Olafsen knows he's dragging a sled with three boys on it, and that's a
big responsibility, and then it starts to move and everybody – even Birdie
and her mom and Squirt hollered hurray a couple of times, and there they
go.

Shep had never been on a sled before and he was just so excited that none
of the boys could hold him, he wiggled so strong, so he just up and jumps
off, and when he lit in the snow his front legs just went out sideways and
he jammed his snout on the road. But he wasn't hurt none because the snow
wasn't really hard and the sled wasn't going very fast yet anyway. He just
got right up again and started running alongside the sled and barking at
the boys.

Pretty soon Mr. Olafsen got a better hang on how to drive in the snow a
little and he gave the old Chevrolet some gas so it gained some speed. The
boys thought that was a real lot of fun and hollered for him to go faster,
but he was too smart for that because he knew they was just boys and he
didn't want for them to fall off or something. And Shep could keep up
real good with the sled, too, running alongside about top speed for him,
and barking real loud all the while. At the boys! He was telling them
that he was having a real lot of fun, too, probably the most he had ever
had in his life because he hadn't never been in the snow before.

The sled would make a kind of rumbling sound once in a while if it came to
a spot where the snow wasn't quite so deep, and then it would skit along
again almost silent for a ways. The boys couldn't hardly see for all the
snow flying around and getting into their eyes, sort of like cold sand,
but they didn't care about that because they was having so much fun.

Mr. Olafsen didn't know it, because he couldn't see that good in back of
him, but the sled wasn't running right straight behind the car. It was
kind of swinging from side to side, and the boys thought that was great,
and hollered and whooped a lot. And Shep thought it was great, too, and
when it swang out towards him where he was running he would jump at it and
play like he wanted to scare it or something, and then when it swang to
the other side he would think he had really scared it and bark some more
at it kind of daring it to come back at him again. And it always did, and
then it got to where he sort of expected what it would do next, and then
the next time he would jump at it again and bark real sassy like he was
saying, "Ha, ha, can't catch me!!"

Just about then one of the boys – I forget which one – reached out to grab
Shep, meaning to catch holt of him and haul him on the sled so he could
ride too. But Shep dodged him and got out of his way too quick. Shep
thought the boys wanted to play a new game now and he thought he would
outsmart them and go around to the other side of the sled and jump on from
there and then jump off again so quick as before they knew what happened.
Maybe he thought that would be a score or something; I don't really know.
Anyway, instead of running around behind the sled and then trying to catch
up, he thought it would be smarter to take a shortcut between the sled and
the car. And so he made a dive for the other side.

But Shep didn't reckon with the tow rope. Actually, they was two tow ropes
– one hooked on to each runner. At the last second he seen the first tow
rope and jumped over it, but he didn't jump far enough to jump over the
other tow rope, too, and he landed on it, and kind of teetered there for
just the teensiest bit of a second before he fell off. And his eyes was
real wide open, like he knew he had made a bad mistake.

Mrs. Olafsen had been watching through the back window with the girls,
taking turns, and waving at the boys. She was the one looking when the
sled ran over Shep. She screamed and hollered, "Stop, Daddy, stop! You run
over Shep!"

Mr. Olafsen stopped as soon as he could, but he knew he had to stop slow
so as the sled don't run under the car and hurt some of the boys. But when
he was stopped, the boys all jumped off of the sled and Mr. Olafsen and
Mrs. Olafsen and Birdie and Squirt all jumped out of the car and they all
ran back to where Shep was. The girls was crying and Mrs. Olafsen was
waving her arms and weeping out loud, "Oh, how awful, Oh how…Don't look
girls, Don't look!! Oh, sweet Jesus!" Some of the boys was crying, but I'm
not supposed to tell that.

The snow all around Shep looked like someone had tried to open a bottle of
ketchup by whopping it on the bottom and it let go all at once.

You're probably wondering if he was dead or if he was just hurt. Well, he
wasn't dead, right then, because he was trying to get up. But he couldn't.
And he howled something awful, even though he couldn't get up. I don't
know what he was trying to say, but that's probably just as well anyway,
and Mrs. Olafsen tried to put her coat around Birdie and Squirt because
they didn't know what to do and it was snowing and cold, and now none of
the boys had dry eyes neither.

But pretty soon Shep began to quiet down and then he just lied there, like
he had had enough. There in the middle of the splattered pink snow. Then,
all of a sudden, everything was quiet.

Except for the sobs and sniffles that still kept up.

And except for old man Rowe's dog under the willow tree down in the draw
where nobody could see him, a long, soft, almost kind of scary,
ahhwoo-ooo-ooo-ooo, aaahhwooooo-ooooo-oooooo.

And Mr. Olafsen turned his back so nobody else could see him too, and
reached into his mackinaw pocket, like for to sneak a chew of tobacco, or
something.

The End c RBC 2010

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Homestead Valley Community Association and the Can of Worms

See the next blot post below: "meet Marino, Moses and Manifest Destiny."
(I'm too new at this blog stuff to get it right the first time. Or the
2nd, or...)
Ray C

CLICK HERE TO READ POST (Ed.)

meet Marino, Moses and Manifest Destiny

Last year I published a little essay that was provoked by something the
Homestead Valley Community Association did to me and delivered copies of
it up and down the West Coast from Portland to Beverly Hills. Today is the
day to hang it out on this blog. It's only 2500 words. The whole thing can
be read in a few minutes, and if it doesn't give you a bellyache you may
just enjoy a smile or two.

It should be on the blog site directly below this post.

Through my eyes. HVCA and the Can of Worms

Marino, Moses and Manifest Destiny
Measure "A" Measured Up
An Opinion by Ray Cook
c-2009 RBC
At his inauguration, January 20, 2009, President elect Barak Obama with
his left hand upon a Bible held for him by his wife, Michelle, and his
right hand solemnly raised, swore to defend the Constitution of the United
States, "So help me God!" This essay will explain the relationship
between that event and a relatively minor one described by the Mill Valley
Herald, a local weekly in Marin County, California, in its edition May
13-19, 2009, in a front page article entitled, "Honoring the first Mill
Valleyans."
Mill Valley is a small city in Marin County, the first county north of San
Francisco across the Golden Gate Bridge. Mention is made of this
propinquity to assist readers in understanding the relationship of
historical events to their geographical setting.
Perhaps it would be helpful here at the beginning to remind ourselves that
the intrepid explorer Christopher Columbus, discoverer of the New World,
was sailing for the Crown of Spain, and that within California and which
occupy a conspicuous niche in its proud and eminent heritage are twenty
one missions built by Spain, stretching from San Diego in the south to
Sonoma in the north, a distance of nearly six hundred fifty miles, and
that after the Mexican revolution against Spain, California was part of
Mexico until 1848, when it was ceded to the United States by the treaty of
Guadelupe Hidalgo at the conclusion of the war with Mexico, which Mexico
lost.
A color photograph accompanying the Mill Valley Herald event mentioned
above had a striking inset of a newly emplaced bronze plaque in a tree
lined middle class neighborhood, and subject of the commemoration, "Chief
Marin, 1781-1839, Namesake of Marin County."
This relatively small, relatively obscure plaque, 12"x5", embedded for
posterity flush in the public sidewalk is a lightning rod for
contemplation, or contempt, as the mood strikes the beholder. It's text
reads:
THE COAST MIWOK NATIVE, HUICMUSE, WAS BORN HERE
AT THE TRIBAL VILLAGE OF NANAMAS. AT AGE 20, HE WAS
BAPTIZED "MARINO" AT MISSION DOLORES AND WAS LATER
KNOWN AS MARIN. HE BOTH COOPERATED WITH AND
DEFIED THE PRIESTS AND THE MILITARY, AT ONE POINT
HIDING ON THE ISLAND OFF OF SAN RAFAEL WHICH STILL
BEARS HIS NAME. HE DIED AT MISSION SAN RAFAEL.
Mill Valley Historical Society 2008
To parenthetically continue the theme of geography, Mission Dolores is in
San Francisco (founded 1776) and Mission San Rafael (founded 1817) is in
the city of San Rafael, the county seat of Marin County, six miles north
of Mill Valley.

I, as a long time resident of Mill Valley certainly would have been drawn
to this public commemoration of the Chief Marin plaque had I not been away
for several weeks on family business. In 1989 at an Indian Conference at
Humboldt State University in Arcata on the north coast of California, I
had presented a paper on the same panel with Greg Sarris, a young man who
went on to become a prominent Native American leader and educator and who
was one of the main speakers at the Chief Marin commemoration. Although
my paper may have raised an eyebrow or two at the time, it was otherwise
not a remarkable document . But now, juxtaposed with Barak Obama's hand on
the Bible as he was sworn in as President of the United States it has
acquired an unusual and interesting patina. Its title was, "Moses, the
Divine Right of Kings and Manifest Destiny. A layman wonders about these
things."
Now, Moses was an important character in the Bible. As a matter of fact…
Here I must beg the reader's kind indulgence and digress for a moment.
The Bible upon which Barak Obama swore his inaugural oath to God was
reported as having been the personal Bible of Abraham Lincoln. My own
family Bible is not as old as Lincoln's - not quite, but almost; my great
grandmother first inscribed it in 1886, only twenty-two years after
Lincoln's death. Like Lincoln's, mine is handsomely bound in leather and
it is safe to assume they are fairly similar in layout and text. The
first page inside the cover of the Cook family Bible is an etching of a
cherubic baby boy floating among some weeds in a wicker basket like the
kind my mother hung up the wash with, and a dark skinned maiden (as a
youngster I was in love with her because one of her breasts is hanging
out) is standing furtively among the tall weeds eyeing the baby floating
in the basket. The title beneath the etching informed me that this was,
"Moses Among the Bulrushes." The next page informs everyone in shrieking
red ink that this book is the "Word of God." ! ! (The exclamation
points are mine, because my father never let me forget it.) End of
digression.
On January 20, 2009, when Barak Obama placed his hand upon the Bible, the
image of baby Moses in the Bulrushes commenced blinking in my mind like a
filigreed casino marquee and I'm wondering, what the hell does Moses have
to do with all this? Fast forward now to the commemoration of our Chief
Marin plaque and wonder along with me, just what the hell DID Moses have
to do with the our President's inauguration? After all, isn't the Bible
more or less a history of tribes of people who wandered around the Middle
East thousands of years ago, their adventures, and misadventures? Would
it not have been more fitting if Obama had placed his hand upon a dream
catcher or perhaps some history concerning Geronimo, or Sitting Bull, or
Cochise, or Crazy Horse, or Red Cloud, or Tecumseh, even Buffalo Bill, or
SOME icon representing the ground upon which he stood? More fitting
perhaps, but as implied in my paper twenty years ago, not consistent with
powerful and determined forces around us everywhere.
So we have Moses – front and center, taking his bow in the spotlight.
At this point, Opportunity and Duty seem to have converged, making it
awkward to continue without at least a terse admission of my biases: The
important ones are contained in my conviction that although I mourn for
everyone who perished 9/11, I do not miss the World Trade Center in
Manhattan because I saw it as a monument to the conquest, rape and plunder
of the Western Hemisphere, a victory whoop over the ancient cultures it
had replaced. The existence of which Moses had not the slightest inkling,
but he knew well that he had a divine mandate to "be fruitful, and
multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it; and have dominion over
the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living
thing that moveth upon the earth." (I'm not making this up. It's in
the Bible.)
Thus do I believe that when Barak Obama placed his hand upon the Bible at
his inauguration, he in fact as well as in metaphor not only explained to
the world America's doctrine of Manifest Destiny, he reaffirmed America's
commitment to it.
* * * *
Enter now, Measure "A"
The Chief Marin (Marino) plaque dedication mentioned earlier was not the
only event I missed while away from home in May 2009 on family business.
On May 5, 2009, the Marin County Board of Supervisors conducted a PUBLIC
hearing to decide whether or not a vote should be held to levy an
additional tax on real property in the specified district within Marin
County where I live. It was item 18 on their agenda that day.
After returning home in May and taking up the old routine again, I don't
recall if I remembered there was to have been a public hearing or whether
I read about it in our community association newsletter, but I logged on
to the County Board of Supervisors' web site to learn the outcome. The
on-line minutes of that meeting had an actual video of it, which consisted
of testimony by County staff, two officers of the community association
and one other person, all in favor of the additional property tax. (Bear
in mind this was May, 2009, when the major news was still about a
seriously compromised economy.)
Amazing. Astonishing ! When the video was over, it was as though I had
beheld a fraternity party and someone showed up with another keg of beer.
One of the principals had so much of the heady brew as to become the
proverbial 'lampshade on the head' life of the party, metaphorically
speaking. Hard to believe. Until one realizes that the will of most good
Americans was long ago captured and enslaved by flag and Bible, and that
they can no longer distinguish between "enough" and "more." So when the
opportunity arose to say, "No, we have enough taxes," there was not a
voice to be heard.
The vote was unanimously in favor, and a resolution passed authorizing
Measure "A," and stating this to be the verbatim wording of the ballot:
To maintain open space, reduce wildland fire hazards, maintain and improve
trails and parks, and to renovate and update the Community Center to make
it safe and accessible to all within County Service Area #14 – Homestead
Valley – shall a special tax in the amount of $125 per year per improved
parcel with an annual inflation increase of 2 percent, be levied
commencing in fiscal year 2009/2010?
(This, in ADDITION to $115,000 annual revenue already received for those
purposes, and curiously enough giving top billing, that is first place in
the wording, to fire hazards and trail maintenance, even though the
resolution establishes that the Community Center gets the lion's share of
the funds.)
The machinery of the election had been set in motion, and rumbled
ominously onward like… – no, it didn't rumble on at all – it wafted
silently onward, like the fabled fog of San Francisco, a MAIL ONLY ballot
( the first one in my voting history of over half a century, that I know
of anyway ) and I awakened one morning enveloped in this unfamiliar fog,
utterly disoriented, visibility zero, a real-life twenty first century Rip
Van Winkle (my personal hallmark is a long white beard, which my wife
hates.)
Those whose lives are enriched by attending board meetings and community
get-togethers may have been aware all along that an election concerning
money was in the air, but my timid and reclusive nature usually finds me
alternative outlets for social intercourse, and I did not share this
enlightenment on current events.
I betook myself to the office of the Registrar of Voters to find out
precisely what was up. Egad! A fox or a wolf or a coyote or something
seemed to be eyeing the henhouse. Some of my friends and neighbors had
decided to rearrange the community furniture to suit themselves and send
me the bill ! There would be no polling places, the ballots would be
mailed out 29 days prior to Election Day (August 25, 2009) and
continuously during the 29 day period before the election and would have
to be in the Registrar's office by 8:00 pm on Election Day.
When my ballot arrived with the mail around July 30th, the accompanying
Voter Information Pamphlet included one official Argument in Favor of
Measure "A", and the statement, "No Argument Against Measure "A" Was
Submitted."
Well, Mister Alone and Befuddled, what now?
A two thirds majority of votes cast was required to pass Measure "A", and
"Mister Alone and Befuddled" did what he could to encourage other voters
to see things his way, namely that one should live within one's means.
But Measure "A" passed anyway by the narrowest of margins, and for
whatever contentment it can bring, not by the landslide by which it
otherwise would have passed. The winners engineered for themselves an
income stream from property tax money, with an automatic annual increase
of 2 percent, no matter what, from now until the end of eternity, to
rearrange the community furniture to suit themselves and they don't care
where it comes from. Nor apparently do those who for their own reasons did
not vote, which amounted to more than half the 1704 Registered Voters.

According to what logic, then, does Measure "A", Measure Up to "Marino,
Moses and Manifest Destiny ? " Mr. Alone and Befuddled reasons thus:
According to the very simple logic that in nature there exists a stratum
of humanity obsessed with money, which he identifies as the "Disciples of
Progress." This peculiar stratum of humanity apparently extends across all
racial and cultural boundaries, and was even observed in the Bible to have
existed then.
The perseverance of the "Disciples of Progress" in their quest for always
more money brought them to the Western Hemisphere in the fifteenth
century, and for the then inhabitants of the Western Hemisphere it has
been downhill ever since.
According their own literature, those who advocated for Measure "A" must
have more money, and for that noble conviction any self respecting
"Disciple of Progress" would turn handsprings.
Ergo, Measure "A" measured up. Manifest Destiny was on a rampage.
Only this time, we're the Indians.
* * * *
One must, I believe, if one is endowed with a survival instinct, reject
Measure "A" as misfortune rather than accept it as a desirable or even as
an inevitable by-product of evolution. Any moment in which opinion is
expressed is but a perceived instant in the advance of evolution, and if
one includes in evolution what has gone down in the history of humankind
as civilization and accepts it without qualification as progress, then one
must also accept the advance of cancer as progress. Ergo, if one argues
in favor of civilization and still prefers to behold nature in serenity
but yet accepts traffic jams and mob scenes at public beaches as
inevitable in the advance of culture, I must quarrel and beg to say rather
than the advance of civilization we are perceiving its decline.
Measure "A" was not about money.
Measure "A" was about MORE money.
If there were such a thing as a CT Scan for political novelties, and one
could peer into the labyrinthine guts of the Measure "A" monster, one
would recoil in shock and disbelief at the advanced stage of cancer that
afflicts it.
The Disciples of Progress are having their way, and the future looks
pretty grim.
Epilogue
A History of the Western Hemisphere – in One Sentence
There once existed in the Western Hemisphere an established order of human
habitation which, through discovery, invasion and conquest has been
violated, corrupted and subordinated by foreign orders of human
habitation, whose beliefs and practices have brought the entire human race
to the brink of perdition.
Ray Cook
Mill Valley
September
2009

HVCA and the Can of Worms - Test #2 today

(Old, yes, but still trying to learn. This is the second attempt today to
get this thing going.)

Last year I published a little essay that was provoked by something the
Homestead Valley Community Association did to me and delivered copies of
it up and down the West Coast from Portland to Beverly Hills. Today is the
day we experiment whether I have learned enough about this blogsite to
post it here. I will attempt to transcribe the first page and a half from
Rich Text, or whatever it's called, to Plain Text, or whatever it's
called, and if it works I'll soon hang it up here from start to finish. It
isn't much anyway. The whole thing can be read in a few minutes and if it
doesn't give you a bellyache you may enjoy a good laugh.

Marino, Moses, and Manifest Destiny

Measure "A" Measured Up

An Opinion

by
Ray Cook

At his inauguration, January 20, 2009, President elect Barak Obama with
his left hand upon a Bible held for him by his wife, Michelle, and his
right hand solemnly raised, swore to defend the Constitution of the United
States, "So help me God!" This essay will explain the relationship
between that event and a relatively minor one described by the Mill Valley
Herald, a local weekly in Marin County, California, in its edition May
13-19, 2009, in a front page article entitled, "Honoring the first Mill
Valleyans."

Mill Valley is a small city in Marin County, the first county north of San
Francisco across the Golden Gate Bridge. Mention is made of this
propinquity to assist readers in understanding the relationship of
historical events to their geographical setting.

Perhaps it would be helpful here at the beginning to remind ourselves that
the intrepid explorer Christopher Columbus, discoverer of the New World,
was sailing for the Crown of Spain, and that within California and which
occupy a conspicuous niche in its proud and eminent heritage are twenty
one missions built by Spain, stretching from San Diego in the south to
Sonoma in the north, a distance of nearly six hundred fifty miles, and
that after the Mexican revolution against Spain, California was part of
Mexico until 1848, when it was ceded to the United States by the treaty of
Guadelupe Hidalgo at the conclusion of the war with Mexico, which Mexico
lost.

A color photograph accompanying the Mill Valley Herald event mentioned
above had a striking inset of a newly emplaced bronze plaque in a tree
lined middle class neighborhood, and subject of the commemoration, "Chief
Marin, 1781-1839, Namesake of Marin County."

This relatively small, relatively obscure plaque, 12"x5", embedded for
posterity flush in the public sidewalk is a lightning rod for
contemplation, or contempt, as the mood strikes the beholder. It's text
reads:

THE COAST MIWOK NATIVE, HUICMUSE, WAS BORN HERE
AT THE TRIBAL VILLAGE OF NANAMAS. AT AGE 20, HE WAS
BAPTIZED "MARINO" AT MISSION DOLORES AND WAS LATER
KNOWN AS MARIN. HE BOTH COOPERATED WITH AND
DEFIED THE PRIESTS AND THE MILITARY, AT ONE POINT
HIDING ON THE ISLAND OFF OF SAN RAFAEL WHICH STILL
BEARS HIS NAME. HE DIED AT MISSION SAN RAFAEL.
Mill Valley Historical Society 2008

HVCA and the Can of Worms

Last year I published a little essay that was provoked by something the
Homestead Valley Community Association did to me and delivered copies of
it up and down the West Coast from Portland to Beverly Hills. Today is the
day we experiment whether I have learned enough about this blogsite to
post it here. I will attempt to transcribe the first page and a half from
Rich Text, or whatever it's called, to Plain Text, or whatever it's
called, and if it works I'll soon hang it up here from start to finish. It
isn't much anyway. The whole thing can be read in a few minutes, and if it
doesn't give you a bellyache you may enjoy a good laugh.

the cut & paste version doesn't look anything like the original, but I'm
going to give it a try. Hang on!


Marino, Moses, and Manifest Destiny

Measure "A" Measured Up

An Opinion

by
Ray Cook

At his inauguration, January 20, 2009, President elect Barak Obama with
his left hand upon a Bible held for him by his wife, Michelle, and his
right hand solemnly

raised, swore to defend the Constitution of the United States, "So help me
God!" This essay will explain the relationship between that event and a
relatively minor

one described by the Mill Valley Herald, a local weekly in Marin County,
California, in its edition May 13-19, 2009, in a front page article
entitled, "Honoring the

first Mill Valleyans."

Mill Valley is a small city in Marin County, the first county north of San
Francisco across the Golden Gate Bridge. Mention is made of this
propinquity to assist

readers in understanding the relationship of historical events to their
geographical setting.

Perhaps it would be helpful here at the beginning to remind ourselves that
the intrepid explorer Christopher Columbus, discoverer of the New World,
was sailing for the

Crown of Spain, and that within California and which occupy a conspicuous
niche in its proud and eminent heritage are twenty one missions built by
Spain, stretching

from San Diego in the south to Sonoma in the north, a distance of nearly
six hundred fifty miles, and that after the Mexican revolution against
Spain, California was

part of Mexico until 1848, when it was ceded to the United States by the
treaty of Guadelupe Hidalgo at the conclusion of the war with Mexico,
which Mexico lost.

A color photograph accompanying the Mill Valley Herald event mentioned
above had a striking inset of a newly emplaced bronze plaque in a tree
lined middle class

neighborhood, and subject of the commemoration, "Chief Marin, 1781-1839,
Namesake of Marin County."

This relatively small, relatively obscure plaque, 12"x5", embedded for
posterity flush in the public sidewalk is a lightning rod for
contemplation, or contempt, as the

mood strikes the beholder. It's text reads:

THE COAST MIWOK NATIVE, HUICMUSE, WAS BORN HERE
AT THE TRIBAL VILLAGE OF NANAMAS. AT AGE 20, HE WAS
BAPTIZED "MARINO" AT MISSION DOLORES AND WAS LATER
KNOWN AS MARIN. HE BOTH COOPERATED WITH AND
DEFIED THE PRIESTS AND THE MILITARY, AT ONE POINT
HIDING ON THE ISLAND OFF OF SAN RAFAEL WHICH STILL
BEARS HIS NAME. HE DIED AT MISSION SAN RAFAEL.
Mill Valley Historical Society 2008

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Error? Apologize

Thursday, December 16, 2010

(I'm new at this Plain Text stuff, and if this all runs together again
I'll try to improve next time, so please bear with me!)

Today's Heading: Error? Apologize
Subheading: then Keep on Chuggin'
SPEED THINKING, whether an art or a curse, was responsible for the
embarrassing mistake Wednesday, 12-15-10 in this newly established blog
that my wife pointed out this morning when after the fact I asked her to
read the handiwork I had sent the evening before into cyberspace and onto
"Ray On the Beam." She had just begun reading. Then I hear, "C.A. Powell
was your 'MA-ternal' grandfather, not your 'PA-ternal' grandfather."
Oh, crap. How do I explain this one?
I KNOW that C.A. Powell was my maternal grandfather. He was my mother's
father. But…(here's the part about Speed Thinking)… I was thinking
speedily ahead to the next paragraph where I talk about my father's side
of the family and, unlike Hercule Poirot, my little gray cells just can't
handle that kind of overload. She (my Viennese wife) has a simple
explanation for those sorts of things – she calls it my "lange Leitung,"
which means the exceptionally long circuit between my brain and anything
that's connected to it.
I accept that, humbly, and ask all the other sharp eyed readers to wink
and forgive me.
Now, to "keep on chuggin'."
When she (wife – her name is Eva) had finished reading that last blog and
I was waiting for her judgment (with some measure of anxiety) I hear,
"Sniff,…hmph…Oh, it's OK I guess." (Short pause.) "But it's a real stretch
to compare the Nez Perce War and Manifest Destiny with Homestead Valley."
The Oracle had spoken. But, as I have already explained, she is from the
big city, and her natural thought process is more like a New Yorker's than
like mine.
My assignment today was to 'buck up old man,' and suit up and show up.
Herewith is my best effort to follow the path out of this mess that my
guiding light has illuminated.
I have made a few notes on subjects to flesh out a bit more in blogs soon
to follow, like, The Emancipated Adult; Abandoned by our Board of
Supervisors? Predatory Investors on the Loose; Why It's Becoming Like
Canal Street in San Rafael Around Here; Move To Where The Sidewalks Are...
And so on.
Best regards and Stay Tuned,
Ray Cook

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Ray on the Beam

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Today's Heading: Homestead Valley and the Nez Perce War of 1877
Sub Heading: Huh?

Near four o'clock on a gloomy, slate gray afternoon in 1930 about ten
miles from the Snake River in southern Idaho, the first snow of the season
had begun its softly fall from a low-hanging slate-gray sky. A singular
adventure continued unfolding in a tidy but not very well illuminated
little bungalow on 4th Street South. The doctor had just given my mother a
mild dose of chloroform to still the pain somewhat when my auntie
Elizabeth, a Registered Nurse, handed him the obstetric forceps and he
began the tug that brought me and my squashed little head into the world,
fretting, even then. And in that instant the flag of the United States of
America claimed me as its own.
All catch a breath now, because here we go.
I was born in Idaho because my ancestors had migrated into the American
West and prospered, (more or less – that is, they eked out a living) on
land that had been taken from the original inhabitants by means and
methods that I as an adult have come to disapprove of, but which are
glorified in the American Flag and much admired by others.
I don't know much about, nor do I care much about, my ancestors beyond
several generations back. But I was personally acquainted with all four of
my grandparents and I still believe each of them loved me in their own
special way. Of particular significance to me now were two ancestors. One
was my paternal grandfather, C.A. Powell, who died in 1937 near the eve of
his 80th birthday, while I was still six years old. I remember him well,
his bald head and walrus mustache, his kind voice and oh so warm hands
that held mine in our walks around town. He had been born in Missouri in
1857. I was well into adult years when the realization stormed over me
that he was 19 years old when George Armstrong Custer went into history at
the Battle of the Little Big Horn in 1876. (Hey, Man, that ain't ancient
history!)
On my father's side of the family the most important figure in my
adulthood orientation is his grandmother, one of my paternal
great-grandmothers, and as far as I am concerned the matriarch of the
Western Branch of this particular family named Cook: Elizabeth Adeline
Cook, 1832-1916. Now (I believe the expression is) "we cut to the chase."
She died in 1916 – IN OREGON – though she had been born somewhere in the
MIDWEST. She and her brood had migrated into OREGON seeking a better life,
on land that had been "taken from the original inhabitants by means and
methods that I as an adult have come to disapprove of, but which are
glorified in the American Flag and much admired by others." She died in
1916 in Wallowa, then a small town in the divinely beautiful northeast
corner of Oregon, and still a small town in the divinely beautiful
northeast corner of Oregon. In the county of Wallowa. The homeland of the
Nez Perce Indians, who were sanitized by the United States Army in what
our history books record as "The Nez Perce War of 1877." (Check it out on
the internet. It's important to this blog.) In 1989 I finally located her
unmarked grave and eventually had a small monument placed on it:
"Elizabeth Adeline Cook; March 30 1832 – July 7 1916; Age 84 yrs 3 mo
7 days; Placed By Her Descendants July 1998."
So What?? So this: Her grave is in a bucolic cemetery situated across
the road from the Nez Perce Cultural Center that was established a few
years ago on the outskirts of Wallowa. The Indians have come home. My
great-grandmother and the Spirit of Chief Joseph share the Primal Dust
within shouting distance of each other. (I'm too old to know anything
about Google Earth, but if you can get it to work and you're interested in
northeast Oregon, check out Wallowa County, particularly the towns of
Wallow, Joseph and Enterprise. This was the Nez Perce heartland. To the
Chamber of Commerce it has become "the Switzerland of North America.")
Here the impatient reader should be heartened to learn that I'm about to
turn the corner and "head for HOMESTESAD" with this story. But first this
brief, and very important digression:
The "Big Hole National Battlefield" is a site is in an astonishingly
serene valley in the Bitterroot Mountains of western Montana that is
administered by the National Park Service, which commemorates certain
events of August 9 and 10, 1877, when elements of the 7th U.S. Cavalry
under the command of Col. John Gibbon ambushed nearly 800 Nez Perce
Indians who had refused to be interned at a small reservation and were
resting in their flight to Canada, where they hoped once and for all to
find their freedom from reservations. (Some historians would probably
argue that they really were terrorists who really wanted to hook up with
Sitting Bull who had fled to Canada after wiping out Custer the year
before at the Battle of the Little Big Horn and that together they would
plot to overthrow the government, or something like that.) Col. Gibbons
and his men had found them during the night and attacked just before dawn
as the Indians Slept. The quotation that follows is from a booklet I
purchased at the Big Hole National Battlefield a few years ago, entitled,
'Guide to the Trails at Big Hole National Battlefield' : "In their
initial charge, the soldiers under the command of Captain Sanno stopped
about 180 feet from the edge of the camp. The men fired two volleys into
the Camp before rushing among the teepees. One of the first teepees they
encountered was a maternity lodge occupied by a woman, her newly born
baby, and her midwife. Yellow Wolf later returned to the Big Hole valley
and recalled: "This teepee here was standing and silent. Inside we found
the two women lying in their blankets dead. Both had been shot. The mother
had her newborn baby in her arms. Its head had been smashed, as by a gun
breech or a boot heel."
The "Nez Perce War of 1877" is summarized thus by the National Park
Service, Department of the Interior, in the "Big Hole National
Battlefield" brochure: "The Nez Perce War was a result of cultural
conflicts. As the United States expanded westward the settlers felt it was
their MANIFEST DESTINY to take the land. (emphasis added. ed.) The Nez
Perce hoped only to preserve theirs. The war seemed unavoidable. It is a
dramatic example of the price paid in human lives for the westward
expansion of our nation….Sixty to ninety members of the tribe had been
killed, only about thirty of whom were warriors; the rest were women,
children and old people. Seven enlisted men were awarded the Congressional
Medal Honor. The officers received promotions. Colonel John Gibbon retired
in 1891 as a Brigadier General."

Now. Finally – Home – to HOMESTEAD VALLEY !! And to Manifest Destiny
revisited. The play goes on. Only with a different cast, and this time
we're the Indians.

Holiday blessings,

Ray Cook

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Growing Old in Homestead

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Today's title: Battered and Bloody, but Unbowed.
Subtitle: Growing Old in Homestead

I'm swallowing hard right now so as not to sound ungrateful, because I
suppose that compared with fellow inhabitants in most of the world I
should not be ungrateful. And I'm not. BUT- when I perceive inequities
growing around me like a cancer I become concerned and cannot restrain the
urge to suggest that those who admire and encourage them should have a
chit-chat with my oncologist.

Yesterday I signed and mailed to the contractor a contract to replace my
sewer lateral. And by a most unlikely coincidence, today an article by
Millicent Skiles in the Patch caught my eye, big time, and drew me to it.
It's title? "How Does SASM Work?" Ms. Skiles then introduces us to the
Sewerage Agency of Southern Marin and its General Manager, Stephen Danehy.

Hey, I know about SASM! It's right across from the Middle School on
Sycamore Street. I pass by it often on my walks to the Post Office. And I
know Stephen Danehy. In his official capacity, he signed the letter the on
the table beside me as I write this, on SASM letterhead, dated November
15, 2010. "Mr. and Mrs. Raymond B. Cook. Thank you for your application to
participate in the Private Lateral Replacement Program…Please inform your
contractor that you are approved for the Grant Program." The GRANT
Program? ME??

Yup. me. That old guy with the white beard that you see walking around;
that used up, shriveled up and worn out Civil Servant, the guy who built
your freeways, tossed on the scrap heap of humanity who are cluttering up
the landscape waiting for their next retirement check and resisting the
efforts of honest folk to undo Prop 13.

I'm so far below the median income in Marin County that the rest of my
family would send me CARE packages if they knew about it.

Yup. me.

There was a time though when I could – and DID – afford to buy (and PAY
FOR) a house here.

But that was long ago, when that house I bought on Homestead Blvd was
sandwiched between two PUBLIC elementary schools that EVERYONE could
afford to send their children to.

Not too many hours ago in a personal email to someone in the hierarchy of
those who have bumped me down the demographic scale, I made a similar
lamentation about those two (now private) schools, and received back a
cordial reply and explanation of the other side of the story. But not an
apology for it of course, which was no surprise really, for the same
reason that the lion does not apologize to the gnu. One does what one is,
and that's that.

Chivalry alone does not restrain me from revealing the identity of this
person, but a good measure of fear, too, because even though this person
promised not to sic the dog on me the next time we meet, there was no
mention of not poisoning my coffee. However, I will include verbatim most
of the letter and its remarks, which seemed perfectly reasonable to their
maker:
(The limitations of Simple Text require me to explain that in the
following excerpt, with one exception which was in the original, the
parentheses and dots (…) … indicate editorial prerogative, which I have
tried to apply most judiciously)

Dear Mr, Cook,

We have met and I do remember you. I am sorry to hear that the presence
of two independent schools in your neighborhood has been such a negative
for you. I very honestly do believe that if these schools were still
public schools the traffic would be even worse than it is today because
public schools are not held to any traffic standard at all. You only have
to go and witness drop-off at any of the local public elementary schools
in Mill Valley to see that this is true.

When the Mt. Tamalpais and Marin Horizon sites were public schools, most
children walked or biked to their neighborhood school. That is no longer
the case in part because parents are much more worried about the safety of
their children (from stranger danger and traffic). In contrast, both of
the independent schools in your neighborhood are held to very strict
traffic management standards. (like) busing in almost all (…) elementary
school children and off-siting many (…) events in order to reduce cars
dropping off and in order to minimize event traffic in the neighborhood.

That said, I respect your right to your point of view about the traffic. I
have no clue as to why there are more coyote sightings in the area,(…)
:-)

If I owned a dog I would never sic it on anyone! I hope the next time we
meet, we can greet each other cordially, even if we do have differences of
opinion!!

(And the letter concluded with this very decent salutation, "Have a nice
holiday season!")

By that example then, I too, sign off for now with kindest regards to all.

Ray Cook

Monday, December 13, 2010

Life today in Homestead Valley

Here in Homestead Valley the Marin Horizon School/Marin County DPW joyride
seems to have hit a couple ruts in the road, if my inbox is any sort of
tranquility meter between the "status quolies" and the "let's move the
community furniture around to suit ourselves" bunch. This is the sort of
confrontation I could give lessons on. My wife of 56 years has taught me a
lot more about it than I ever wanted to know, that's for dang sure. I even
wrote a piece about it some years ago in one of Tom Centolella's writing
classes at the Redwoods. One of my fellow students, I think it was Bob
Levy, was sharp enough to perceive it for what it is and tell us all,
"It's a love song!" I transcribe it here as a testimmony that opposites
needn't necessarily cut each others' throats to coexist in the same space.
I beg the reader's indulgence that the transciption is in simple, Plain
Text:

Some Blossoms of Jottings From a Driftwood Stool At Tennessee Beach One
Morning (asterisk, footnote: "Tennessee Beach - A secluded spot at trail's
end in a steep Pacifc headland, within hiking distance of a small town.")

When the theme of Wilderness arises in our living room in one of its
occasional incarnations, my Viennese wife automatically arises with it
fully armed and passionately defending cosmopolitan life – culture, as she
calls it – its theaters, its broad boulevards, apartment houses, tramways,
clangor; its delicatessens, cathedrals, chic boutiques; its operas, its
crowds, its universities; its symphonies, museums, hospitals, libraries.

And in the warm summer shade of tranquil old chestnut trees, its park
benches and tulip gardens.

Granted, she has a point. But then, too, she believes the reward for
walking up a mountain should be a coffee house on top of it !!

She may shun wilderness, but strolling along a path in the marsh near
home, the sight of a great blue heron standing there nearly as tall as
herself disengages her breath for a moment, an instant that reveals a
curiously concealed and clever paradox of human nature: the heart knows
it's connection to wild things, even if the mind does not.

But she's a wonderful cook, and wonderfully wise about Asian greengrocers.
And
Mozart
and
Shakespeare,
and
Yves
St.
Laurent.

And not least among her many distinguishing qualities is an estimable
tolerance for a capricious husband.

Time to go, I'm afraid. The sea is restless this morning. I love to sit
and watch it, mindlessly and forever. But if I get hung up waiting for the
next perfect wave to crash over the rock in its final, suicidal assault on
the face of the cliff, its snowy soul exploding brilliantly upward, upward
still, until exhausted and spent, …

. . . . . . . . . . . . I'll be late for lunch!

Recap the water bottle, stuff it in, retie the daypack's thong; one arm
through the shoulder straps, then the other. About face, into the sun;
give the old Donegal hat a fond ritual crush, and follow the beacon –
- - home.

That was twelve years ago, and we and our marriage are still intact. But
not without significant compromises by both of us. My wife is from a
European capital city and I'm an Idaho hillbilly. We were born into
different worlds and grew to adulthood with differently formatted hard
drives which, it seems to me is the fundamental difficulty made manifest
here in Homestead.

For the 40 years I've lived on Homestead Blvd I've been sandwiched between
two elementary schools within walking distance, which in the vicissitudes
of time were privatized: Mount Tamalpais School at 100 Harvard (old Marin
Terrace School) and Marin Horizon School at 305 Montford (old Homestead
School.) There isn't a person living or dead who can point to benefits
that have accrued to my quality of life on account of that privatization.
As a matter of fact, traffic has become an abomination and the number of
coyote sightings has skyrocketed.

I don't count myself among those who admire that situation, and when I
think that there is actually a stratum of humanity that does, and who
measure their quality of life by the hours per week they wait for
stoplights, I just reach for the antacids and carry on the best I can.

Ray Cook

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Rays first post on Rays first blog

Hello!

Welcome to Ray's First entry on Ray's first Blog!

First and foremost I would like to thank Mari Tamburo and the restless
spirit within her for this public opportunity to say, "Thank you, Mari – I
am proud to be your neighbor!"

Then, I would like to commence recalling certain events and writing them
here from time to time for reasons that escape me at the moment but which
seemed worthwhile a few moments ago.

My professional career - that is, the employment period with the savings
plan which provides a modest income in my retirement - lasted thirty one
years with the California Department of Transportation, commencing
December 1, 1960, when I believed that population growth and economic
development were good and should be encouraged, and that freeways were the
lubricant to a prosperous and happy future. I was foundering at the time
in an interlude of insanity.

My duties were in the Right of Way Department, which had the
responsibility to appraise, acquire and manage rights of way for roads,
freeways and bridges, and occasionally other public works - canals,
schools, and such. The manual plotted every inch of our course according
to good business practices. It was unassailably an All American
enterprise and institution.

In addition to the fundamentals of deeds and property descriptions, I
learned about (or at least I was taught about) land economics, income
streams, return rates, recapture rates, capitalization rates, discount
rates, physical depreciation (and that baffling phenomenon, economic
depreciation, where you lose money in order to keep it), economic
obsolescence, functional obsolescence, lump sums, the nine functions of
the dollar, contracts, orders for possession, severance damages,
consequential damages, non-compensable damages and tables and charts of
every ilk that will prove you right no matter what you say. There were
leases, credit checks, rents, delinquencies, forms to pay or quit and the
fun part, evictions, and your expense account must always agree with your
time sheet if you want to stay out of trouble.

I was already an honorably discharged veteran of the Korean War but my
real battle scars came in civil service. Not only had I been I marching to
the beat of a different drummer somewhere, I was reading my music from a
different score. But I blew my notes loud, and I was conspicuously, and
hopelessly, out of step.


Stay tuned.


RBC - December, 12, 2010
Homestead Valley
Mill Valley, California

Saturday, December 11, 2010

My Life (In Four Sentences)

1. Puny, clumsy and inept, I was thrust terrified into the swift traffic of life’s main drag.

2. I mumbled, stumbled and fumbled my way through the rigors of my generation, avoiding most challenges and failing nearly all the rest.

3. Alcohol and Phenobarbital became my refuge and my sanctuary – and, my Judas.

4. Now, commencing my ninth decade upon this little ball of mud, with gratitude to Prayer and Providence I cultivate my thoughts and survey my convictions with some measure of satisfaction, bask in the doting attention of my life’s companion, conceal rather poorly the joy of entertaining my two young grandchildren, and raise as much Cain as I can with shifty-eyed politicians.

RBC 12/11/10

On the Beam

The opinions expressed On the Beam are those of Ray Cook, who has lived on this Earth for more than 80 years. He lives in Homestead Valley, CA

More bio info to follow.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Who Ray Haiku : CSA #14

December 10, 2010
Marin County Board of Supervisors
3501 Civic Center Drive Room #329
San Rafael, CA 94903

Honorable Supervisors:

RE: CSA#14

Yesterday I read two email accounts of a meeting between the Homestead
Valley Community Association (through CSA#14, a lessee of County property)
and Marin Horizon School (an elementary school abutting the HVCA lease,
once a public school but now private). Then I went to bed and slept.

This morning the Muse awakened me with instructions to send the Honorable
Supervisors this haiku:

Public to Private
Manifest Destiny sucks
I weep for Homestead

Most respectfully,

Ray Cook
Certified Octogenarian

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Marin Voice : 2/20/2010 : 'Opting Out'

'Opting out'
Those of us who were living around here 50 years ago, and paying the bills, remember a monthly newsletter, the "PG and E Progress." I always looked forward to receiving my copy.

Probably because it was part of the comfort that came with living in a society whose institutions were reliable.
Here, I would like to recall the front page of its February 1969 editions, which by popular demand reprinted its September 1962 summary of "The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire," the 18th century classic by Edward Gibbon.
My recollection is that PG&E wasn't all bad.
Fast forward to 2010 and observe the Marin Energy Authority, portraying itself as leaders and throwing a lasso around me to drag me along with them into their destiny.
I have no choice in that decision, except their "opt out" provision that reminds me, in an unhappy way, of the invitation I received from the draft board in 1950 when the Korean War broke out. I could choose military service or go to prison.
"Opt Out" is a popular, and as far as I am concerned, a revolting practice in the business world today. It is one that didn't exist as a business practice 50 years ago when PG&E was writing about "The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire" - and other good things.
The "opt out" provision suggests nothing of "progress" in a constructive sense. But it does suggest a certain lack of faith in itself.
Why not simply enable people to "opt in?"
Ray Cook, Mill Valley

Source : http://www.marinij.com/general-news/20100220/saturday-readers-forum

Editor's Note : This was archived on this blog on 10/22/2015, backdated to preserve chronological order of when it was written.